I just got a message via MySpace from this incredibly hot gentleman.

He loves working on cars in the buff, and wants to find a lady to have wild crazy monkey sex with in a coffin.

Mmmmm, baby!

( Where've you BEEN all my life? )

It's not what you think, though.

Not enormously explicit visually, but some nudity and seriously dirty language. Not worksafe, nonetheless.

Which means you need to watch this after work.

I about fell out of my chair.

Ok, anyone remember the movie Clueless?

Shamefully, I do.

My best friend at the time made me watch it.

Remember the chick who played Alicia Silverstone's best friend, Dionne? (Stacey Dash).

She just did Playboy.

NSFW

SHE'S 40!!!!

JEESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Just....AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

That girl's body is sick, yo.

I'm absolutely fascinated by this story... If Bollywood inspired more mainstream pr0n in our own culture, I might be more inclined to pay for it.

lornemir, I'd be interested to hear your feedback, since you've got an "in" with the big P.

Johnny Depp's energetic thrusts!

Edit:

Me: HAHA, look at my LJ
llyr_deshmiriai: am
llyr_deshmiriai: bwahahahaa
me: NICE!
me: I need to be an actress, k?
llyr_deshmiriai: psh
llyr_deshmiriai: whatever
me: ?
llyr_deshmiriai: just wanna boink JD
me: YUP!
llyr_deshmiriai: hahaha......
me: "No need to pay me... just gimme the boinky."
llyr_deshmiriai: ploop

NSFW, really, even though it's just text.

So why do you f*ck?

... llyr_deshmiriai just got the confirmation back that he is officially seedless.

Like, no seeds.

.... It's on.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-YA!!!!!!!!